A four-year-old girl was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked “Do you think I’ll find Big Bird in here?” The little girl stayed silent.

Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat. He asked, “Do you think I’ll find the Cookie Monster down there?” Again the little girl was silent.

Then the doctor put a stethoscope to her chest. As he listened to her heart beat, he asked, “Do you think I’ll hear Barney in here?

“Oh, no!” the little girl replied. “Jesus is in my heart. Barney’s on my underpants.”

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( found in condensed Chicken Soup for the Soul-Jack Canfield. Mark Victor Hansen. Patty Hansen